Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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