My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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