WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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