This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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