no. you can't hotbox the world.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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