who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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