I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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