is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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