brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him