Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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