Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
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