It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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