i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
this must be what syphilis tastes like
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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