just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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