after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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