i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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