No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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