Pappa wants mamma naked
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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