I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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