Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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