C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
