just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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