Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
