I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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