I swear she didn't look like that last week.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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