Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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