i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I need to calm my uterus...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
His nipple licking is glorious
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