Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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