Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
