i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I FOUND THE LEGS
My butt remains clenched, sir.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
