Walk of Shame. In a state park.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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