The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The ass gains better be worth it
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