What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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