She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You pole danced in your parka.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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