I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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