I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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