i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
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i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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