Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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