A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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