She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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