try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
only you would photoshop your dick
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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