i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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