This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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