Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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