you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
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I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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