u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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