absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
smell my finger.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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