Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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