it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
