would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Come on in and take your pants off
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