...so i touched it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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