so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
ugly people sure do ruin things
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
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No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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