my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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