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you win
ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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