plz talk dirty to me
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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