He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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