Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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