kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
not ubering you a puppy
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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